Mirja Galib Bhi Kya Khub Kah Gaye Hain: Jald Baji Men Shadi Karke Sara Jivan Bigad Loge; Aur Soch Samjhkar Karoge To Bhi Kaun Sa 'Ter' Maar Loge
Ek Bar Ek Badshah Ne Khushi Men Sab Kaidi Riha Kar Diye Un Kaidiyon Men Badshah Ne Ek Kaidi Ko Dekha Jo Bahut Hi Bujurg Tha Badshah: Tum Kab Se Kaid Men Ho? Bujurg: Aap Ke Abba Ke Daur Se Yah Sunkar Badshah Ki Aakhon Me Aasu Aa Gaye Aur Bola "Isko Dobara Kaid Karo Ye Abba Ki Nishani Hai"
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se; Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum; Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai; Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
Wife: Tum kitne mote ho gaye ho. Husband: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho. Wife: Par main toh maa banne wali hun. Husband: Toh main bhi toh baap banne wala hun..